August 2012
ohbabyitsnatalie:
lypophrenia: a feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause
drapetomania: an overwhelming urge to run away
escapism: a mental desire to retreat from unpleasant realities through fantasy
wanderlust: a desire to travel, to understand one’s very existence
dysania: the state of finding it difficult to get out of bed in the morning
sanctuary: a small safe place in a...
Watchvivite:
panthereye24:
nerdofchaos:
lionswolf:
lumoslouis:
what have i made
omfg
OH MY GOD IS THIS ON ITUNES
omg why does this fit so well
#200% DONE
if you’re a sarcastic asshole come sit with me because i’m one too
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
sodamnrelatable:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
via sodamnrelatable
horanismywhore:
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for ur alone
n is no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home
ium:
i want to be an anime character so i don’t have to shave my legs
i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
self-conclusi0n:
the things id do if i had that magic copy machine from the fairly odd parents
BRING ALL THE DOUJINS OF YOUR OTP
inadequateloveliness:
theconsultingtearbender:
shavingryansprivates:
remember when mr krabs sold spongebob’s soul for 67 cents
Actually it was 62 cents.
Actually it was coral blue #3
ltalian:
you don’t even know how to speak italian
you just gotta know how to do this
alfred-senpai:
sherlscupoftea:
I WILL BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL TO NOT GO BACK TO SCHOOL
YOU EVER HEARD OF SAILOR MOON
GURL STILL GOES TO SCHOOL
Fuck Yeah Character Development!:... →
yerastarkidherman:
HELPFUL TIP FOR FANFICTION AUTHORS OUT THERE:
If the person is unconscious for more then five minutes, they probably have a concussion
It is not as easy to survive blows to the head as you think
Yes, the human body does have a ridiculous amount of blood. No, they can’t…
alanaldas:
my grasp on the english language ranges from college professor to drunk walrus
theeggplantcrusader:
exhaledoom:
itallwentblack:
exhaledoom:
stop
making
fucking
plot twist jokes
they’re not funny.
Plot twist: They’re funny.
stop it
plot twist: it doesn’t stop
acedia-neon:
I just realized that this movie is about a kid who has a dead mom and tries to bring her back through human transmutation, but fails, and creates a homunculus
holyshit-someoneactually:
the sexual tension between tumblr users and the comic sans font
lyssalovescookies:
in 8th grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when she was writing on the board we all put on dora masks and when she turned around she screamed
panty-fallen-angel:
…Excuse me...
annefranksgasmask:
fensti:
annefranksgasmask:
school would be 800% better if there was no math involved
If no math was involved how would you know it was 800% better?
vanillish:
looking forward to eating something and then it’s not there anymore
3delweiss:
audryisarebal:
every cat i draw ends up lookin like a cotton ball with a face on it
greekmaid:
id k how to smile and make it look attractive it either looks fake or creepy
mum: hurry up i have to be somewhere
me: yanks plugs out of all electronic equipment to speed up shut down sprints out house half dressed and breaks speed limits running to car
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me: hey mum i really have to be on time for this thing
mum: cleans entire house waters plants redecorates bedrooms applies for american citizenship runs for usa presidency starts a gambling ring purchases zimmer frame crawls to car forgets car keys has to crawl all the way back in house
“Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.”
– Lemony Snicket (via thattallblondkid)
me getting dressed before school: sits there for twenty minutes without a shirt on thinking about all the reasons why i hate school
my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
sassbaka:
drawing more than one person in the same picture
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread
Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
Me trying to flirt: so do you like bread
1 Reason Why I Love Tumblr
erisolchibi:
